Setting: Camp Sandusky. Jenna Nichole and their neighbor are putting up a tent. Jenna comes arouind the tent and this convo takes place.
Nichole (Quietly): Jenna...Look over there. Jenna: SCORE! Woman: Were you looking at my son?? Jenna: Yes...Yes I was and I'm sorry. Woman: He's single. Jenna: Oh. Woman: He's 20. Jenna: DAMN!!
Setting: Leaving tent in attempt to get Justin's attention.
Jenna: AHHH!! My lip!! I think you cut it open. (Jenna gets water and "washes out her cut lip". Jenna and Nichole proceed back to the tent and both trip on a tent cord.) Justin: Hey you guys ok?? Girls: Yeah. Justin: You guys wanna chill with me?? Girls: Sure. (Girls climb in tent to geta few things and Nichole kicks Jenna In the mouth with her nasty crusty feet.) Jenna: AHHH!! You just kicked me in the face. SKANK!! (Jenna and Nichole stay up until 4:00 IN THE MORNIG!! with Justin talking)
Setting: Top Thrill Dragster. Jenna and Nichole are awaiting "take-off". Nichole is crying.
Little Boy: Mommy Mommy look!! She's CRYING!! Nichole: Jenna...I don't wanna do this. Jenna: SHUT UP YOU'LL BE FINE!!
Setting: In the car on the way home. Jenna and Nichole are hanging "You're Hott!!" signs in the window for oncoming cars.
J and N: You're hott!! Car: You're Fat!! Nichole (giggling): Did that say you too?? Jenna (laughing hysterically): NO...ITSAID YOU'RE FAT!! Nichole (laughter has stopped): That's mean. Car: You're fat!! J and N: IK. Car: You're fat!! J and N: UR MOM!!
^^Good times. Yeah...went to Cedar point with Nichole for 4 days. JOY!! We had a blast. Met some cool new people. Big fun!! Not to mention we got LOST on they way there and ended up almost in COLUMBUS!! But good thing I was there...I got us to Sandusky. What was supposed to be a 3 hour drive...Took us 8. And I went on hat fastest coaster in the world...TWICE. I went on it once last summer, and twicwe last weekend. TOP THRILL DRAGSTER BABY!! 121 mph...YAY!! Words are gone...
Then Pinoccho left his plastic bubble, TOUCHED the filthy little whore next door. And died.
~*Jenna Renee*~
Tim
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